January 2012
Judge refuses to jail woman plumber who glassed... →
convertedinvader: A woman who glassed a male clubber that smiled at her - and then blamed the attack on the fact she was sexually harassed at work - was spared jail by a judge. Sheona Keith threw her glass at a man in a nightclub who she thought was ‘eyeing her up’, in an unprovoked attack which resulted in him needing hospital treatment. However, a judge refused to give her a custodial...
Jan 27th
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It's amazing how easy it is to duck out of work...
I mean, seriously, who works on a Friday?
Jan 27th
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Tumblr User 1: I bet I can be more offended by something than you can.
Tumblr User 2: HOW DARE YOU.
Jan 27th
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Just gave my shower a much needed cleaning
You have found (1) Pile of Hair.  (NON-TRADEABLE) (NOT USABLE IN CRAFTING)
Jan 27th
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“Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of...”
– Thomas Huxley
Jan 27th
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jakke replied to your post: all these gays should recognize that i was on mike’s dick before you bitches show up so STEP OFF BITCH!! I don’t know if I should be crushed right now. Sorry dude, that’s just the facts.  I had to go back to page 9 of my followers to find you: And back to page 11 to find him: I wish Tumblr had a better way of keeping track of when people started following...
Jan 27th
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beren-erchamion asked: I WOULD BOTTOM FOR YOU, MIKE ERICKSON.
Jan 27th
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notean asked: all these gays should recognize that i was on mike's dick before you bitches show up so STEP OFF BITCH!!
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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1 AM, we gotta stop meeting like this
I’m not in college/unemployed anymore.
Jan 26th
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WatchWatch
Season 3, Episode 7- “Lost in Parking Space Part 1” I miss this show so much.  Just the right amount of stupidity and humor.
Jan 26th
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hardwired-artificer replied to your post: Animals that are pricks: Dolphins Belugas … Bumble bees are not bros. What are you thinking. You mean to tell me you’ve never heard the story of the Bumblebro? Bumblebro 2009-2009 Your buzz was Loud Your body was Beard You will be missed.
Jan 26th
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Animals that are pricks: Dolphins Belugas Wasps Squirrels Pigeons Koalas Cats Animals that are bros: Dogs Bumblebros bees Lizards Tamanduas Humpback Whales Bears Bats
Jan 26th
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notean replied to your post: Deadlifted 185 for 5 reps my girlfriend warms up with 185. she also has balls. Your girlfriend sounds like a bro, bro.
Jan 26th
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Deadlifted 185 for 5 reps
Grr baby.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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ListenBWV 1012 Gavotte in D Major, Unaccompanied Cello...
Jan 25th
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adecentfellow asked: Also, I've always been curious...what is "Greenline Confirmed" about? Google only brings me here.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“In the next few weeks, I will sign an Executive Order clearing away the red tape...”
– Bro’s feisty tonight. (via shortformblog) Wait, can we actually invest in infrastructure this time around?  Shoot, if only we knew a transportation engineer we could give all the money to…
Jan 25th
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I like how the cameras are only focusing on the people who are not clapping.
Jan 25th
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No, that’s cool, I don’t mind 20 minutes of introductions.
Jan 25th
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I like how John McCain looks exactly the same as he did in 2008, but Obama looks like he’s aged ten years.
Jan 25th
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walex asked: Settle down Jersey.
Jan 25th
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So exactly what does Joe Biden do?
Jan 25th
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Dear Ladies
ryanpurtill: Dear Ladies, The penis is the male G-spot. You’re welcome. Sincerely, Scientists
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I gotta stop taking these two hour naps as soon as...
Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: Everyone wants to see you naked.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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What if you're all internet predators?
You could all be trying to seduce me and lure me into your respective traps. Or what if you’re all working together?
Jan 24th
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So, I finally found a decent GIF resizer.  Now I can share the better ones I come across on Tumblr.
Jan 24th
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itsnevertoolatefornow answered your question: I just made a Tuckerton for the first time since moving into this apartment Turkey, Bacon, Muenster, a ton of Thousand Island Dressing on Sourdough and put on a panini press. It’s addicting. Lord have mercy, that sounds delicious.  I should probably invest in a panini press for myself.
Jan 24th
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I just made a Tuckerton for the first time since...
Two slices of whole wheat bread, toasted Two over-easy eggs Two slices of Pepperjack cheese Copious amounts of sriracha Of course, I’m the only one who calls it a ‘Tuckerton”, but it’ll catch on. What your favorite dish that you created?
Jan 24th
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