January 2012
Judge refuses to jail woman plumber who glassed... →
convertedinvader:
A woman who glassed a male clubber that smiled at her - and then blamed the attack on the fact she was sexually harassed at work - was spared jail by a judge.
Sheona Keith threw her glass at a man in a nightclub who she thought was ‘eyeing her up’, in an unprovoked attack which resulted in him needing hospital treatment.
However, a judge refused to give her a custodial...
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It's amazing how easy it is to duck out of work...
I mean, seriously, who works on a Friday?
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Tumblr User 1: I bet I can be more offended by something than you can.
Tumblr User 2: HOW DARE YOU.
Just gave my shower a much needed cleaning
You have found (1) Pile of Hair. (NON-TRADEABLE) (NOT USABLE IN CRAFTING)
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“Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of...”
– Thomas Huxley
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jakke replied to your post: all these gays should recognize that i was on mike’s dick before you bitches show up so STEP OFF BITCH!!
I don’t know if I should be crushed right now.
Sorry dude, that’s just the facts. I had to go back to page 9 of my followers to find you:
And back to page 11 to find him:
I wish Tumblr had a better way of keeping track of when people started following...
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beren-erchamion asked: I WOULD BOTTOM FOR YOU, MIKE ERICKSON.
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notean asked: all these gays should recognize that i was on mike's dick before you bitches show up so STEP OFF BITCH!!
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1 AM, we gotta stop meeting like this
I’m not in college/unemployed anymore.
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WatchSeason 3, Episode 7- “Lost in Parking Space Part 1”
I miss this show so much. Just the right amount of stupidity and humor.
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hardwired-artificer replied to your post: Animals that are pricks: Dolphins Belugas …
Bumble bees are not bros. What are you thinking.
You mean to tell me you’ve never heard the story of the Bumblebro?
Bumblebro 2009-2009 Your buzz was Loud Your body was Beard You will be missed.
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Animals that are pricks:
Dolphins
Belugas
Wasps
Squirrels
Pigeons
Koalas
Cats
Animals that are bros:
Dogs
Bumblebros bees
Lizards
Tamanduas
Humpback Whales
Bears
Bats
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notean replied to your post: Deadlifted 185 for 5 reps
my girlfriend warms up with 185. she also has balls.
Your girlfriend sounds like a bro, bro.
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Deadlifted 185 for 5 reps
Grr baby.
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BWV 1012 Gavotte in D Major, Unaccompanied Cello...
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adecentfellow asked: Also, I've always been curious...what is "Greenline Confirmed" about? Google only brings me here.
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“In the next few weeks, I will sign an Executive Order clearing away the red tape...”
– Bro’s feisty tonight. (via shortformblog)
Wait, can we actually invest in infrastructure this time around? Shoot, if only we knew a transportation engineer we could give all the money to…
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I like how the cameras are only focusing on the people who are not clapping.
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No, that’s cool, I don’t mind 20 minutes of introductions.
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I like how John McCain looks exactly the same as he did in 2008, but Obama looks like he’s aged ten years.
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walex asked: Settle down Jersey.
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So exactly what does Joe Biden do?
Dear Ladies
ryanpurtill:
Dear Ladies,
The penis is the male G-spot. You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Scientists
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I gotta stop taking these two hour naps as soon as...
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Anonymous asked: Everyone wants to see you naked.
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What if you're all internet predators?
You could all be trying to seduce me and lure me into your respective traps.
Or what if you’re all working together?
So, I finally found a decent GIF resizer. Now I can share the better ones I come across on Tumblr.
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itsnevertoolatefornow answered your question: I just made a Tuckerton for the first time since moving into this apartment
Turkey, Bacon, Muenster, a ton of Thousand Island Dressing on Sourdough and put on a panini press. It’s addicting.
Lord have mercy, that sounds delicious. I should probably invest in a panini press for myself.
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I just made a Tuckerton for the first time since...
Two slices of whole wheat bread, toasted
Two over-easy eggs
Two slices of Pepperjack cheese
Copious amounts of sriracha
Of course, I’m the only one who calls it a ‘Tuckerton”, but it’ll catch on.
What your favorite dish that you created?
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