February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Paper or plastic?
I eat one thousand peanuts a day. Ask me... →
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hardwired-artificer replied to your video: Before we’re all inundated with reposts of I Will…
Is it bad that I still don’t know much of any of the american national anthem? But this. Definitely the best rendition of it I’ve ever heard.
If it’s any consolation, I only know the first two words to “O, Canada” and one of them isn’t really a word. But yeah, I’ve...
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It's amazing how little of what I learned in...
And yet I couldn’t have gotten this job without the education. So now I can work to pay off the cost of the education, using maybe a tenth of the education I received? I’m not complaining, but the whole system seems so fucking backwards sometimes.
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“I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that...”
– Paul Merton
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The gym is always so empty on Saturday afternoons
And it’s delicious.
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Sleeping in late is delicious
I had some crazy dream that my co-workers were all trying to kill me because my birthday was coming up and something really terrible (like world-wide apocalyptic scale) would happen if I turned 23. Okay, brain, that makes sense.
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I've taken to following the news much more closely...
I got tired of listening to music all the time while at work, so I wanted to start listening to talk radio to mix it up. The only talk radio station I could think of that had internet streaming was NPR, so I started listening to that at work. I didn’t think this would be a long-lasting experiment, but I’ve actually really enjoyed it so far. They always have well-informed guests...
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Topics I talked with my bosses about today
Really horrific car accidents (drunk driver- and deer-related)
Really horrific skiing accidents
Really horrific water park accidents
Hitting traffic cones with crutches while leaning out of a car going 80 mph
Retarded homeowners
Kids drowning in public pools
Crazy wedding stories
Actual work
I love this job.
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rosa parks: shotgun
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Just tested out my new "Media Center"
After a hefty amount of troubleshooting (I fucking hate dealing with networks) I got my 360 to connect with my wireless router and through that, connect to my computer’s external hard drive through Windows Media Center. The actual interface isn’t so great and I need to really reorganize how all my movies are currently set up, but once I found what I was looking for (I watched 50/50),...
I don't think I cooked this octopus for long...
no me gusta
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A Call From Jane- Tenebre
Upright basses are so...
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General Tso's Honey Roasted Pulled Pork Sandwiches
With a side of Sriracha-covered Bacon Sushi.
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Just got the details on the Bachelor Party for...
I’m usually not into the traditional, “let’s rent a hooker and get fucking blitzed off our asses the night before the wedding” kind of bachelor parties, but this one actually might not suck!
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Apparently "oriental" is no longer a politically...
News to me.
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Well what the hell am I supposed to say?
lukefuentes replied to your post: That time I came off as really racist
lol “Oriental”.
walex replied to your post: That time I came off as really racist
Oh, your co worker is a rug? Hint: Oriental is not the proper word for East Asian.
hardwired-artificer replied to your post: That time I came off as really racist
Oh god Oriental. Outdated terms, man.
Is “oriental” not a thing...
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I should put up a Union Jack in front of my...
notean replied to your post: That time I came off as really racist
the indians are wondering whether you are going to colonize them or not
Well that makes a lot more sense now.
unfuckwithable replied to your post: That time I came off as really racist
You are the 0.01%.
I really am though. I have no problem living in towns with other ethnicities before, but they’ve always been either...
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That time I came off as really racist
A coworker I don’t usually talk to tried striking up a conversation with me today. She asked how I liked living in Plainsboro so far, but somehow the conversation kept going back to the fact that I’m the only white guy in my development and how my town’s population is 90% Indian families who stare at me whenever they see me outside my apartment. In retrospect, I think I came...
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On this day in 1759:
George Washington held an opponent’s wife’s hand.
In a jar of acid.
At a party.
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