December 2011
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I had a dream about a sweet product idea
I forget what was going on, but I remember I lost my glasses at one point and someone was just like, “oh, use this stuff!” It was a little spray bottle and when I sprayed it onto my eyes the liquid it shot out formed a film that acted like a contact lens and somehow it automatically calibrated itself into the proper shape so that I could see perfectly. It was inherently understood...
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tableclothcape replied to your photo: This is what my family crest looks like…
Are you serious? That looks like something from Warhammer 40K.
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I wasn't expecting these kind of names, but...
dgdgnl answered your question: What do you think is the most masculine-sounding name?
Doris
notean answered your question: What do you think is the most masculine-sounding name?
michelle rodriguez
hcdragon answered your question: What do you think is the most masculine-sounding name?
Wulfgar
blu-sherlock answered your question: What do you think is the most masculine-sounding name?
Thor
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Anonymous asked: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite blog on tumblr.
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About to go try out the broom closet my apartment...
The one weight machine might actually be open!
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I wonder if the guy who named White Plains, NY...
If not, that’s just ironic.
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I just fucking slashed my finger open
Installing this doorstop is becoming such a fucking hassle. I just want to seal the half-inch gap under my front door and stop the draft.
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"In theory, increasing the length of school buses... →
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johnnyrockhard replied to your post: Remind me to never eat pomegranate again
They’re so delicious, though.
Oh stop, they’re okay at best. If I wanted something with flavor I’d have a banana doused in sriracha. I’ll have no part of your apologetic pro-pomegranate conspiracy.
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Remind me to never eat pomegranate again
Such a bullshit fruit. Never mind the fact that the actual edible part makes up maybe 30-40% of the whole and that it stains whatever the fuck it touches, if I’m putting that much effort into eating something, it should at least be filling. If fruits were people, pomegranate would be that douche that no one likes but somehow always seems to have a girlfriend.
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I wanna learn to make my own chili
It’ll be super spicy and hella delicious. Apparently all you need to do is cook some ground beef, drain the fat, throw some tomato sauce/preferred toppings on top and let it simmer for a while. I always thought it was more complicated than that for some reason. But I fully intend on becoming one of those guys who spends years perfecting the perfect chili recipe and would kill to protect...
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Holy shit Greek Yogurt is fucking amazing
And 22g of protein per serving ain’t too shabby neither.
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One day my apartment will be above 40° F
One day…
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There are these two guys in my office who have a bit of a bromance going on. One of them called the other today to see how he was doing on his sick day off. It was pretty much adorable.
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walex replied to your post: About a week into living here and already my sink and shower are clogged with hair
They were probably 75% clogged before you got there. Have fun fishing out strangers pubes.
Pfft, fuck that. READY THE DRAINO CANNONS.
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“Physics tells us what is impossible, no matter what we spend. Engineering tells...”
– Walter F. Cuirle, Notebooks
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About a week into living here and already my sink...
That took longer than I was expecting, to be truly honest.
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Guess what I had for dinner
Me: Okay, we're not gonna have any trouble this time, right?
Sausages: Ha, yeah right.
Me: Goddamn, would you stop rolling around? You're burning on one side and raw on the other.
Sausages: Come at me bro.
Me: You're such a fucking pain in the ass to cook.
Sausages: Oh yeah? Check this out.
Me: Oh no. Please stop smoking.
Sausages: No.
Me: Pleas-
Fire Alarm: OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Me: Shut up, Fire Alarm! No one likes you!
Sausages: Haha we're burning! You suck at cooking!
Me: I fucking hate all of you.
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They should make a Metroid where Samus is a big,...
I’d buy it.
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