March 2012
Rewatching my video response made me realize...
My voice sounds exactly like my cousin’s, and my pacing/phrasing sounds just like my friend who just got married two weekends ago. The similarities are actually kinda freaking me out right now. So either I’m really influential or easily influenced.
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I forget character names absurdly fast
I read a fair amount of novels, mostly science fiction and thrillers. I can always recall the plot, a slew of minute details and how much I enjoyed the book. But it usually only takes me about a day or two to completely forget all the names of all the characters in the book. Seriously, I could not for the life of me tell you the name of the main character of the last book I read, and I only...
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You know how I can tell 2 Girls 1 Cup isn't real?
Because girls don’t poop.
We had lame jokes in college
Villain: Captain Dick! I knew you'd come...
Damsel in Distress: Oh, Captain Dick, you made it!
Captain Dick: I came as fast as I could!
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“Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.”
– Matsuo Basho, Japanese poet
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Responses to responses: RESPONCEPTION
foxwithsocks replied to your video: My voice has gotten considerably deeper since the…
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Sorry, dude. You know the rules of FMK.
neonlily replied to your video: My voice has gotten considerably deeper since the…
Alex likes cuddling afterwards.
You can have him back afterwards, I’m no man-stealer.
walex replied to your video: My voice has gotten considerably deeper since...
I said "fuck" 31 times in that video
It felt like a lot more at the time.
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Whoops, ten minute video
Gotta upload it to Youtube because it’s too awesome big for Tumblr.
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Shower then video response
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: smh
ERASER: YOLO
February 2012
Someone finally moved into the empty apartment two...
I walked past just now and looked in through his patio door that faces the parking lot. It was a young Indian guy about my age, maybe a little younger. Boxes and random stuff lying about all over the place. But he was just sitting on the floor playing video games.
Priorities.
Would you guys want me to do one of those videos...
mikerickson:
I never did one of those before, but I’ve seen other people do it. If I get enough questions by Wednesday night I’ll do one.
Last call. I’ll probably get around to this around 7 o’ clock.
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“A man of courage flees forward in the midst of new things.”
– Jacques Maritain, French philosopher
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The post wherein I try my hand at writing fiction
She was crying.
As I watched her curiously I couldn’t help but notice that there can be a strange kind of beauty in a crying woman. It’s a powerful thing to behold, cathartic even. It can be like watching a deity you once thought perfect suddenly brought down to a more human level: imperfect, but all the more beautiful because of it. But this was not one of those times. This was...
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TMI Tuesday
There’s one aspect of adopting a bodybuilding lifestyle/diet that no one ever tells you about: the massive shits, complete with involuntary grunting.
Multiple times a day.
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Would you guys want me to do one of those videos...
mikerickson:
I never did one of those before, but I’ve seen other people do it. If I get enough questions by Wednesday night I’ll do one.
I have received a whopping one question for this so far. dont u ppl luv mi?
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The gratuitous amounts of porn that comes up on my...
Oh I’m sorry, “artistic nudes.”
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Dad goes to jail for 4-year-old daughter's drawing →
My favorite comment from the comments section:
“The father says he doesn’t own a gun. Nor does he kill monsters.”
There’s the heart of the matter right there… if he and his fellow Canadians had owned guns and killed monsters… he might not be having this problem.
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Today while I was stopped at a stop light a...
No.
No, it is far too early for this bullshit.
Words could not convey the rage I felt at that moment.
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Man, what the FUCK is going on?
My Dash is whacking out between the new post icons, posts not loading at all and this:
Why the fuck would I queue 8 thousand posts?
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La La La La La... La La La La La... La La La La...
Doo Doo ‘n DOO DOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I keep seeing advertisements for the second season...
What is this show even about? Is it worth watching?
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acynicalcunt asked: Can I marry your mom? Is that okay?
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Phone call with my mom just now
Mom: Did you get my email today?
Me: Yeah, I read it during lunch.
Mom: It said I hope you have a wonderful day.
Me: I know.
Mom: You don't have a Reply button?
Me: What?
Mom: A nice person would respond with, "I hope you have a good day too."
Me: Oh.
Mom: You're a fucking douchebag.
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The Star Wars Saga: Suggested Viewing Order →
nickdouglas:
I had no clue how much I’d nod and go “oh yeah no that’s a great point!”
(via Merlin Mann)
I like this order. It’s pretty unique and actually somewhat logical.
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That feel when you thought you hit "Publish"...
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Movies that have made me cry
Jurassic Park (I was like 4 years old when I saw it and the T Rex scared the ever-living shit out of me)
Gladiator
Iron Giant (That movie really caught me off guard)
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (not gonna lie, Sam saying goodbye to Frodo broke my fucking heart)
Glory