jakke asked: FMK: Arwen, Eowyn, Galadriel? Also, are huge buildings like Taipei 101 really deforming the crust and leading to earthquakes?

It’s been forever since I read the books, so I’ll just base this off the movie characters and not the literary characters.

  • Fuck: Eowyn
  • Marry: Arwen
  • Kill: Galadriel

Arwen is life-long waifu material, and Galadriel is just too freaky/powerful to let live. 

And where the fuck did you hear that skyscrapers are causing earthquakes?  Short of nuking a pent-up faultline that’s ready to let loose, I can’t imagine an earthquake being the direct result of human intervention, especially through the use of something as passive as a really heavy building.