Greenline Confirmed : They should make a GPS tracking microchip that attaches to your heart

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June 4, 2012 11:33 PM

They should make a GPS tracking microchip that attaches to your heart

So in the event of your untimely death, it relays a signal to a satellite that you’ve died. The satellite in turn sends a signal to your home computer, telling it to delete all your unspeakable porn.

Don’t you dare tell me people wouldn’t buy something like this.

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Could I have one that sends an email to all my internet friends who wouldn’t know I died otherwise, then blow up my...
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I’d set it to do a double format on my drives, you know, just in case my family gets REALLY nosey…
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And deletes your internet history, saved passwords, and clears your cache.
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