• I’ve never seen so many downed power lines and trees in my life.  This was magnitudes worse than Hurricane Irene last year.
  • Surprisingly, there was no flooding because it hardly rained.  The storm was just windy as fuck, which is extremely uncharacteristic for this part of New Jersey.
  • It took considerable restraint for me to not go out and collect all of the downed traffic signs I saw everywhere.
  • Waking up drenched in your own sweat and severely hydrated is not something I’d wish on anyone.
  • “This is like poor people weather.”
  • We had several close-calls out on the roads.  Did I mention there were downed trees and electrical wires?
  • Somewhat surprisingly, it turns out people suddenly don’t drive like assholes when the traffic lights don’t work anymore.
  • We went out to a French-Asian fusion restaurant that had a really interesting menu.  Their New England clam chowder had bacon and wasabi in it. It was the best goddamn New England clam chowder I’ve ever had in my life.
  • It turns out every business in Ocean City is legally required to sell hermit crabs.
  • The last time I was in Ocean City, gas was $6 a gallon.  It has since fall down to about $3.20
  • The beach was fun.  Apparently I can go in the water for 1.5 hours and not loose my contacts, which is nice.
  • Jailbait.  Jailbait everywhere.
  • “Yeah, I drank coffee once.  Now I’m gay.”
  • A friend and I have decided to go to Toledo, Spain for the express purpose of buying as many swords as we can.
  • We found a place that sold really old Magic cards.  They were selling packs ofTempest(1997) for $22 each.
  • I accidentally body-slammed one of my friends and hurt him really bad.  He left shortly after that, citing that he didn’t want to spend a second night in those conditions, but I might’ve been the catalyst in that decision.
  • I had about 5 pounds of watermelon for breakfast today.
  • “Watermelons don’t exactly lend themselves to civility.”
  • “It’s every American’s dream to be reincarnated as either a bald eagle or an American Flag.”
  • My friend’s balcony faces the back of a Wawa, and we watched them through out all the food that went bad, which was a half-hour ordeal.  That was kinda depressing to watch all that food go to waste.
  • I did not get nearly as sunburned as I was expecting to.