adecentfellow-deactivated201301 asked: If you visited me in Canada I would take you to see the barren wastes of Arctic tundra that sprawl in all directions as far as the eye can see, mutilating and raping the will to live of every sentient creature. And then maybe we could go to Montreal.

Cool.  And I guess that wouldn’t depend on the time of year since everyone knows Canada is perpetually covered under 20 feet of snow.