Anonymous asked: So there's a rumor going around that you'd bottom for johnnyrockhard and do salacious things to him, Jersey style (aka using a liberal amount of bronzer and Kevin Smith references). Thoughts?
You got that wrong. Jersey Style is when you go to the gas station and have sex in the car in front of the attendant because you don’t have to get out and pump your own gas.
And I don’t know where you heard these rumors in the first place, but it doesn’t really matter anymore because John deleted his Tumblr again. Last I’d heard he hadn’t made a new account.