Anonymous asked: Mike Erickson, Mike Erickson / You make me want to lick your hair-ickson. / Your muscles are so swole / I want to bounce on that Jersey-bred pole.

The really interesting thing here is that I can believe this being from any one of upwards of 15 different people.

Anonymous asked: So there's a rumor going around that you'd bottom for johnnyrockhard and do salacious things to him, Jersey style (aka using a liberal amount of bronzer and Kevin Smith references). Thoughts?

You got that wrong. Jersey Style is when you go to the gas station and have sex in the car in front of the attendant because you don’t have to get out and pump your own gas.

And I don’t know where you heard these rumors in the first place, but it doesn’t really matter anymore because John deleted his Tumblr again.  Last I’d heard he hadn’t made a new account.

Anonymous asked: I'm furiously fapping to all of your photos on your old Myspace. Thought you should know.

Anonymous asked: Kaidan doesn't like your butt

I don’t blame him.  Like I could possibly compete with Kaidan’s butt…

Anonymous asked: What beard?

We’ve been over this.

Anonymous asked: Guild Wars was a shitty game for people too poor and stupid to pay monthly for a real game and the second one looks like shit

  • Too stupid
  • to pay monthly
  • for a “real” game

It’s like I’m really on /v/.

Anonymous asked: I don't see any improvement I think there's still some baby fat, Mike.

Confirmed for not knowing anything about fitness.

How much progress do you expect to see in one month?  Muscle gain is harder to pull off than fat loss, especially if you’re not doing a bulk like I am.

Anonymous asked: This is commander Shepard and your blog is the worst on the Citadel.

Anonymous asked: what happened to Johnny?

johnnyrockhard is no more, at least for the time being. Some people from his college found his Tumblr and anonymously told him they figured out where he lived on campus and shit like that.  After something like that, he understandably and promptly shut down his account and is currently waiting for it to all blow over.

Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have? What do you think of them?

As of today, 587.  I’m convinced well more than half of them are inactive accounts because I’ve been here since 2009, and I only interact with maybe 40 or so people on here?  The ones I interact with regularly are all awesome people that’d I’d love to hang out with some day.  The rest are just kinda, …there.  They’re just numbers to me because they don’t make an effort to reach out to me.  I also probably wouldn’t get along with them, because I always scope out someone’s page when I get a new follower.  I have 587 followers, but only follow 175.  Chew on that for a bit.

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