Mowed the lawn after work today and then went to the gym because I figured I was already all hot and sweaty and smelly. If I had to guess, I’d say my house is currently about the same temperature as the surface of the sun, give or take a few degrees. Also, my neighbor across the street is out on her front porch having a loud argument on the phone with someone, so that’s cool I guess.

Mowed the lawn after work today and then went to the gym because I figured I was already all hot and sweaty and smelly. If I had to guess, I’d say my house is currently about the same temperature as the surface of the sun, give or take a few degrees. Also, my neighbor across the street is out on her front porch having a loud argument on the phone with someone, so that’s cool I guess.

Currently.

Currently.

Yard work? More like blegh…

Yard work? More like blegh…

I found my fuzzy hat again! It was buried under some old miscellaneous computer shit, but now we are reunited. :3

I found my fuzzy hat again! It was buried under some old miscellaneous computer shit, but now we are reunited. :3

I have never liked my glasses. Notice the difference in demeanor between Figures 1 and 2.

Also, my face has gotten a little fatter since my bulk. I used to be one of the beautiful people ;_;

Kawaii or not?

Kawaii or not?

I got cut jumping a fence today.  I’ve dishonored my Puerto Rican heritage.

I got cut jumping a fence today.  I’ve dishonored my Puerto Rican heritage.

Attn: Runners

Whenever I run my back and shoulders flush red, but nowhere else on my body does that happen. Is that normal?

Attn: Runners

Whenever I run my back and shoulders flush red, but nowhere else on my body does that happen. Is that normal?

This happened today.

This happened today.

I’m scruffy as fuq today

I’m scruffy as fuq today

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