notean asked: PENIS!

notean asked: were you the smallest kid in class? have you been bullied?

I was usually the shortest or second-to-shortest boy in all my classes in elementary and middle school.  In high school I was no longer the shortest and knew a bunch of guys that were shorter than me, but I was always the shortest in my immediate group of friends, and this resulted in a pseudo-Napoleon Complex.  Or as one friend once put it, “You’re like a short, angry man, except not that short and twice as angry.”  In college it wasn’t as noticeable, but I was the shortest then too.

And I’ve bullied others much more than I’ve been bullied myself.

notean asked: *sweeps finger across the computer screen of mike erickson pictures imagining the texture of his furry chest and whispers, soon....*

*deletes Tumblr, burns computer and apartment, runs away to New Zealand and lives the rest of his life as a hermit/wizard in Middle Earth*

notean asked: are you a good singer? can you sing for us? it's alright if it's too hardcore for you

SO xXH@Rd(0re!Xx

I sing in my car like 90% of the time while I’m driving, like at this point it’s harder for me to not sing.  Whether or not I’m a good singer is another matter entirely up for debate.  I guess I could put up a video of myself singing while driving eventually, but don’t hold your breath on that.

notean asked: u need to make a new video bro. i need to satisfy my furry cub fantasy, no homo.

Alright, sure, why not?  How about this coming Monday, the 9th?

Now receiving questions for video response.

notean asked: mute math of black keys? state your reasons.

I did get a strong Black Keys vibe from Odd Soul, and I didn’t really like that.  I much prefer old-school MuteMath, when they were a lot more electronic-based than jazzy, though Armistice wasn’t too bad.

And every Black Keys song sounds the same to me.

notean replied to your post: I didn’t come to Tumblr to make friends, I came to win

notean asked: lets say that human ancestors were from mars and they moved to earth after they completely destroyed the planet- how do you think they would look like considering the different atmospheric pressure and gravity of mars? furnish your answer with supplement diagrams. <i> but hey, if it's too hardcore for you then it's alright. </i>

Well lets go with the assumption that when these hypothetical people lived on Mars, it was much more similar to how Earth is today: surface water and oceans were present, Oxygen-rich atmosphere, molten iron core and magnetosphere, etc. 

That being said, people would probably look the same but I’d imagine they’d be slightly taller than us and have smaller muscles because of Mars’ weaker gravity (a 100 lb person on Earth would weigh only 37.8 lbs on Mars), so, like slendermen I guess.  Maybe a little hairier to account for the overall colder average temperatures because Mars is farther away from the sun than Earth is.

They’d especially be larger if their atmosphere was more atmosphere-rich than ours.  Consider the following:

We see a peak in Oxygen around 300 million years ago, during the Carboniferous Period.  You know what this period is most notable for?:

Giant, horrifying insects.  This motherfucker right here is a Meganeura, a dragonfly with a two-and-a-half foot wingspan.  Or how about this bitch:

Pulmonoscorpius, a two foot long scorpion from the same era.

Granted, insects have a different method of oxygen intake than people do, but I’ll stick by this reasoning anyway.

notean asked: i've been slacking in my workouts these days and it already shows. i need to get back into the game. i need a motivation. lets do the six pack thing first. 3 months. brogress pic every thursday.

Deal.  I think we should tag it “brogress” just because you said that.

notean asked: what if we make a fitness challenge, like six-packs, quads, or pecks challenge etc, and post progress gpoys. open to everybody. but if it's too hardcore for you then it's cool.

Well you already got some more muscle than me so you’d have a head start, but I’d actually be open to the idea; I could always use some more motivation.  How do you wanna go about doing this?